Someone has reported their mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes…

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An ex-girlfriend has caught something nasty
and has been to the clinic. Now a Dr from the
clinic is ringing up all her ex-boyfriends to
see if they have had any of thesymptoms…

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The victim will get a call from someone looking for a chap called Quentin. She’s pretty rude when she hears it’s a wrong number. Then when they put the phone down they immediately get another call from someone looking for Quentin and another and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off that the victim hasn’t taken any messages…
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They get an automated call from the local phone exchange as someone has reported their phone number (it reads it to them) as being faulty. They are informed that it will need to be tested by the local exchange voice calibration system, could they just repeat a few word and phrases…
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A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not happy bunny because he is right in the middle of something…
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The victim gets a call confirming their ‘order’ from a dodgy internet site, somehow they have got his name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home today infive minutes, unless… This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current date and time.
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It’s a radio producer and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds becausean ex-partner of theirs has rung in the show and answered three questions. If theyget them right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don’t swear because it’s live…
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They get an automated call from the dating agency because someone signed them up and registered a voice mailbox for them. Their advert has already attracted some messages from likely partners then the system plays the messages and asks them to record a response…
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Someone has dropped out at the last minute and they need a replacement who is game for a laugh, have you got clean pants on?
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1. Choose a Wind-Up from the list above.
2. Call 09041 940 300 Making sure you have the mobile or landline number of the person you want to wind up.
3. Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will dial them.
4. When the Victim answers the phone press # to start the recorded wind-up.
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real person and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You can secretly listen in while the joke is being played on the Victim so you can hear both the wind-u and the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7. If you or the Victim terminate the call at any time both lines will hang up, finishing the Call

Calls cost £1.50 per minute and last approximately 4-5 minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have the bill payers permission before calling. Throughout the call if the caller or the victim terminate the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing the call. In the event of any problems contact Us Via email admin@Jokecalling.co.uk or write To JokeCalling.co.uk, 3 Berkeley Cresent, Bristol, BS8 1HA.